Sunday, February 17, 2008

Iridology

I was out for dinner with some friends yesterday when someone mentioned a new "medical specialist" had moved to town, setting up shop in a local family practitioner's office.  Apparently that practice has hired an iridologist.  Now, you would think that iridology refers pretty generically to the study of the iris--the colored part of the eye; in fact, that is what the latin and greek roots for this word mean, "the study of the iris."  Perhaps a subspecialty of ophthamology, one that deals only with diseases of the iris, would use this term to describe it's clinical focus.  Unfortunately, not so.  Iridology is completely bogus, absolutely discredited quackery.

Iridologists believe--or at least they say they believe it--that they can diagnose all sorts of physical and mental illnesses by studying the appearance and location of features on the iris of the eye.  The claim that the iris can be directly mapped to various organs and regions of the human body, and that certain features can signify specific illnesses in the mapped regions.  For example, they claim the part of the iris near the six o'clock position correlates to the kidney.  Features located in this area denote illness or disease of the kidney.  

Iridology generally limits it's scope of malpractice to diagnosing illness.  I suspect this explains why all manner of alternative medicine crackpots use it as a launch pad to sell their various  incarnation of "treatment."  Anybody looking for a way to justify their particular brand of nonsense can diagnose some malady using iridology.  After that, guess what, they have the perfect cure!  They might be selling natural supplements, magnets, homeopathic remedies, or whatever--iridology makes a great segway into all of them.

Lest there be any doubt, this particular field of idiocy has been the subject of many wasted research dollars.  Taken as a whole, which is the way medical literature should always be taken, the research confirms that iridolgy is worthless.  There are certain recurring patterns seen in the scientific literature surrounding subjects like this:
  • The better the quality of the study, the worse the quackery performs.
  • The pseudoscience always seems to yield results that are just barely beyond the border of significance, even with increasingly rigorous protocols.  This is often used to justify provisional acceptance while "awaiting further study."
  • Quacks support their quackery with vague, feel-good rhetoric that boils down to nothing of substance.
  • The quacks try to use an imperfect understanding of a disease or condition as evidence in support of their quackery.  This is really a poorly-veiled argument from ignorance ("I don't understand what is happening here, therefore it must be due to my snickelfritz").  
The literature on iridology uses all of these.  The bottom line: absolutely no decent evidence supports the premises, or the practice of iridology.  The best studies that have been done on the subject prove it is crap.  But, crap is a subject for another post...
 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

amusing and informative, dr. charlebois! like many I'm sure, I was open to the idea of H being valid, wanting generally to be open to new and groovy remedies-- but I trust your math, and that analogy using the star makes it all seem extraordinarily silly! so now at least, I am feeling skepical...I have tried some of the Bach flower remedies, with nothing to report, as well as another label, and ditto....so yah! thanks for sharing all this!